Apparently, Port is the "heart of wellness" in Melbourne. Or to put it another way ... perhaps what Port's got, is a hypochondria and vanity problem. However this is from the same Business Association that have yet to notice the departure of Readings, C'est Bon, Pepe Jeans, iFrame, Mr Squeeze, the Tallship Cafe, or the locksmith and whose "news" includes hugely out of date info about the borough's punt service.
Unease in the village
6 days ago